Hermit

"A hermit (from the Greek erēmos, signifying "desert", "uninhabited", hence "desert-dweller"; adjective: "eremitic") is a person who lives to some greater or lesser degree in seclusion and/or isolation from society" Thanks google definitions and Wikipedia.

The Quest
Users are free to visit him by clicking on the lowest cave there. He does not enjoy meeting new people and for the first few visits will greet newcomers only with a terse "Hi." If you continue to bother him, he will attempt to bribe you to leave. Take the telescope, and, if you wish, go to Lookout Point. What a view! Those who continue to pester the hermit may be required to bring him some bones, and, in return, will recieve a nice new fishing pole (in a few days). How generous!

These events complete the quest "The Hermit."

As a person
Mr. Tiki's resident hermit lives in the otherwise-unoccupied Cliffs of Doom. While the hermit would prefer his location undisclosed so he would not be bothered, he is visited often, perhaps even daily, by up to four thousand people. Due to the distance he attempts to keep in terse, to-the-point responses, we only know that he lives alone in a cave, is often annoyed, and gives generous bribes. I would advise users to leave him alone after getting the fishing pole, after all, that is all he wants.